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Bumper stickers are a great source for humor...especially when you're stuck in traffic!

Bumper Sticker Messages

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
All Men Are Idiots... I Married Their King
Always Remember You're Unique... Just Like Everyone Else!
Ax Me About Ebonics
Be Nice To Your Kids... They Will Pick Out Your Nursing Home
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder
BEER: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
Caution: Driver Legally Blonde!
Cat: The Other White Meat
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
Don't Be Sexist, Broads Hate That
Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink
Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
Friends Help You Move... Real Friends Help You Move The Bodies
Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else
Gravity: It's Not Just A Good Idea, It's The Law!
Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
I Intend To Live Forever, So Far, So Good!
I Is A College Student
I Need Someone Really Bad... Are You Really Bad?
I Refuse To Battle Wits With An Unarmed Person
I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative
I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke
I'm An Imbecile And I Vote
I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed, What More Do You Want?
If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
If You Can Read This, Flip Me Back Over (seen on overturned jeep)
If You Can Read This, I Can Hit My Brakes And Sue You!
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
If You Can Read This, The Wife Fell Off (seen on biker's vest)
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People
If You Lived In Your Car You'd Be Home Now
Illiterate? Write For Help
IRS: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Out Of My Mind... Back In Five Minutes
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Remember, Stop Lights Timed For 35 MPH Are Also Timed For 70 MPH
Save Your Breath... You'll Need It To Blow Up Your Date!
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time
So You're A Feminist... Isn't That Precious
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Warning: Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS
What Has Four legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Where There's A Will... I Want To Be On It
Who Is General Failure And Why Is He Reading My Hard Disk?
Why Be Difficult, When With A Bit Of Effort, You Can Be Impossible?
Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me, Not You!
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Your Village Called, Their Idiot Is Missing!

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