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What happens when computer lingo is used by country folks? Funny things to bee sure.

Tech terms for Country Folk

log on - Makin' a wood stove hotter.
log off - Don't add no more wood.
monitor - Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
download - Gettin' the farwood off the truck.
mega hertz - Whatcha git when yer not kerful gettin' the farwood.
floppy disc - Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
ram - That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
hard drive - Gettin' home in the winter time.
prompt - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
Windows - Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
screen - Whut to shut wen it's black fly season.
byte - Whut them dang flys do.
chip - Munchies fer the TV.
micro chip - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
modem - Whut cha did to the hay fields.
dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
lap top - Whar the kitty sleeps.
keyboard - Whar ya hang the dang keys.
software - Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
mouse - Whut eats the grain in the barn.
mouse pad - That hippie talk fer the mouse hole.
mainframe - Holds up the barn roof.
port - Fancy Flatlander wine.
enter - Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
random access memory - Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

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